tacodwell:

I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night while my mother was sleeping

(Source: cashcutie)

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lav3nd3rsky:

IVE LITERALLY NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH OMG WHEN SHE BANGS HER HEAD i cant

lav3nd3rsky:

IVE LITERALLY NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH OMG WHEN SHE BANGS HER HEAD i cant

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leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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313,642 notes 

uusui:

when ur friends are cool and talented and ur just

image

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misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

(Source: imwithkanye)

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dolofang:

cantpray:

go get em kid

is this pokemon

dolofang:

cantpray:

go get em kid

is this pokemon

76,378 notes 

tyelr:

bagmilk:

Do u ever see someone so hot ur asshole throbs

please go to church this sunday

(Source: heteroh)

266,268 notes 

ruinedchildhood:

 This changes everything.

ruinedchildhood:

 This changes everything.

109,087 notes 

refridgerator:

my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

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